funny bycicle riders

I was coming back home yesterday night in a taxi with some friends when we stopped at a traffic light. Then five, or maybe six, vey young guys (I actually thought they were junior college students) start crawling past us in bycicles followed by a police van. We started saying things like "my God, I've never seen anyone riding so slowly" and "my grandma would do better" and so on until the taxi driver smiles and says... "They are the Police". At which point we all stopped laughing and someone said something on the lines of "well, yes, the van, of course, but who are the cyclists?". And to our amusement, the driver, trying not to laugh says "Oh, they are policemen too, they are training". To which riotous laghter follow. Jeez, I've seen aunties do better than that. Those guys have a long way to go...

G'night all.